Must read : Marketing Lesson (Part 1)

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  1. bintang

    bintang Real Domainer

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    1)You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and say " I'm very rich. Marry me". That's Direct Marketing.

    2)You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and get her number. Next day you call her " I'm very rich. Marry me". That's Telemarketing.

    3)You see a beautiful girl at a party. You straighten your tie, go up to her, pour her drink. Open the door for her and give her a ride home and then say " I'm very rich. Marry me". That's Public Relation.

    4) You see a beautiful girl at a party. She walks to you and say " You are very rich. Marry me". That's Brand Recognition.

    5) You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and say " I'm very rich. Marry me".
    She gives you a hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback

    6) You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and say " I'm very rich. Marry me".
    She replies "you don't need to marry me, just sleep with me". That's Point Reward.:)

    And last thing...

    7) You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and say " I'm very rich. Marry me". She replies "you don't need to marry me, just sleep with me". The next day, her beautiful friend ask you to go out, have a wonderful one night stand. That's Member Get Member.
     
  2. admin

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    nice, where is part 2 ?

    Something about Domainer will be great ...
     
  3. schwarz

    schwarz Fun Domainer

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    I love part 6 & 7 ..
     
  4. spark

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    6). .....
    7). ....skipped ....

    8). a few month later , the doctor said : You Get "AIDS" .....
    ... thats BLACK MARKETING
     
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    scamanti Active Domainer

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    nice lesson,, good for me as newbie to learn communication in marketing
     
  6. SaDAD

    SaDAD Fun Domainer

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    lol... yes we hate black marketing
     
  7. Nyubi

    Nyubi Well-Known Domainer

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    great lesson, and of course, we're all hate black marketing.
     

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